crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes


unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image


illkim:

i be on the dick like

image




twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND


*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*


unsuccessfulblogger:

10k away from 10k someone promo me


sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying


sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight


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